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The King and I

my very strange day

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Lauren J Joseph
Jan 22, 2025
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I had messages before I even woke up: “I saw you on the news!”

“Are you getting your damehood??????”

And most chillingly, “You’re in the Daily Mail.”

Foolishly, I had thought I could get away with it, that it wouldn’t be such a big deal, but then I had thought the same about the Get Baked x Fortnums collbab, and paid the price there too.

At the very end…

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