As this year comes to a hopeless close, so too does my Big Cartel store. Yes, that’s right the e-commerce platform through which I have sold literally several products over the last few years is soon to sink into cyber-obscurity, where it rightly belongs.
“For why?” you might ask. Well, mainly because I am sick of going to the post office every 5 bloody minutes to mail something out, BUT also because there’s not much stock remaining. I have a few copies of previous publications, a few art scarves loitering, and with 2022’s BIG RELEASE coming, well, it just felt like the right time to wrap up this particular venture - with a studio sale. Plus, I think some of this swag would make a great holiday gift for the gender non-conforming mutant in your life, and perhaps there’s even a little something there for you to stuff your own stocking with?
So, if you do want say, a (signed) copy of my prose volume Everything Must Go, or my double volume of plays, or the photo illustrated short story ANY INSTANT WHATSOEVER or indeed a BIG MADAME ENERGY scarf (as worn by Nancy Pelosi*) then pop to the shop and get 15% off with the code FelizNavidad**. NB This is not any kind of conceptual joke, this is good old fashioned mercantile spam, served the way Our Lord intended =} Visit right here: https://laurenjohnjoseph.bigcartel.com
Thank you for your valued custom, happy holidays, and happy shopping.
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Addendum
*Nancy Pelosi has never worn, and does not endorse, this product.
**The code is valid until Dec 31st at which point my beautiful e-store will e-vaporate forever.