My gift to you*

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Though it pains me to take a break from spamming you with the usual ludicrous drivel and ludicrous aspersions, I’m afraid I must (but only briefly). You see this very morn, Bloomsbury revealed the cover of my novel, “At Certain Points We Touch”, to the world, and I wanted you, dear reader, to be amongst the first to clap eyes on it!

David Mann (the crea…